I find myself madly attracted to this Mormon girl I know. She’s just so beautiful, body and soul. Does this sit well with everyone?
My grandma just called the WiiU the Wii two U.
I’m fucking dying. RIP my sides
HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
GUYS IT’S JUST A SOGGY DOG IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED
“THE Sun yesterday collared the culprit who sparked a Google Earth murder scare — a Dutch dog called Rama.The golden retriever caused a global stir when a satellite map photo captured what looked like a trail of blood along a jetty and two people looming over a body.
The “crime scene” — which went viral on the internet — was really five-year-old Rama after a swim.
And the smeared “blood” was WATER, in Beatrixpark, Almere, Holland.
The pet regularly leaves a wet trail, which turned the decking dark brown as he raced back to owner Jacquelina Koenen and a pal and shook himself.
Jacquelina, 52, told The Sun: “When I saw the picture I realised, ‘It’s my dog’. He loves the water.
“He jumps off the end of the jetty, swims round to the bridge and runs down to the edge again.
“It’s hilarious that everyone thought it was murder. But it’s great he’s now world famous.” “
YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE : http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4892527/Google-Earth-murder-scene-dog.html
Fuck you it’s a cover up
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My little brother’s amazing birth mas cake.
A whole new way to goatse
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let’s talk about how i wrote “swaggy” on tiny pieces of paper and gave it to people in school
That sounds rather “faggy”
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Beta starter kit: includes one fedora, one pair of way too retro sun glasses, the DVD box set of Boku No Pico, collector’s edition of Sonic ‘06, and Atheism for Dummies.
This everything that is wrong with the world
Am I the only mother fucker with a brain?
I hear voices but all they do is complain.