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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Untitled</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jakerudy)</generator><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Lol wut</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I find myself madly attracted to this Mormon girl I know. She&amp;#8217;s just so beautiful, body and soul. Does this sit well with everyone?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/49313963014</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/49313963014</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:40:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My grandma just called the WiiU the Wii two U. 
I&amp;#8217;m fucking dying. RIP my sides</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My grandma just called the WiiU the Wii two U. &lt;br/&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m fucking dying. RIP my sides&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48954191507</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48954191507</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:28:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thecarefree:

nothingworkshere:

HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca5d2b512b73b0ffdecf2a384fefe6a0/tumblr_mla3htIsjT1r99xzwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecarefree.tumblr.com/post/48397336701/nothingworkshere-holy-shit-this-kid-i-was"&gt;thecarefree&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothingworkshere.tumblr.com/post/48017989715/holy-shit-this-kid-i-was-talking-to-was-looking-at"&gt;nothingworkshere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHIT THIS KID I WAS TALKING TO WAS LOOKING AT GOOGLE MAPS AND HE FOUND SOMEBODY DRAGGING A DEAD BODY IN TO A LAKE. 52.376552,5.198303 ARE THE COORDINATES I’M FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;GUYS IT’S JUST A SOGGY DOG IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 class="padding-bottom-7"&gt;“THE Sun yesterday collared the culprit who sparked a Google Earth murder scare — a Dutch dog called Rama.&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The golden retriever caused a global stir when a satellite map photo captured what looked like a trail of blood along a jetty and two people looming over a body.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The “crime scene” — which went viral on the internet — was really five-year-old Rama after a swim.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the smeared “blood” was &lt;strong&gt;WATER&lt;/strong&gt;, in Beatrixpark, Almere, Holland.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The pet regularly leaves a wet trail, which turned the decking dark brown as he raced back to owner Jacquelina Koenen and a pal and shook himself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jacquelina, 52, told The Sun: “When I saw the picture I realised, ‘It’s my dog’. He loves the water.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“He jumps off the end of the jetty, swims round to the bridge and runs down to the edge again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“It’s hilarious that everyone thought it was murder. But it’s great he’s now world famous.” “&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE :  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4892527/Google-Earth-murder-scene-dog.html&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Fuck you it’s a cover up&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48757607766</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48757607766</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:42:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My little brother’s amazing birth mas cake.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2ba0566bbaa884e1c6d095f2ece1106/tumblr_mlqecegHBz1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My little brother’s amazing birth mas cake.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48728828823</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48728828823</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:23:25 -0400</pubDate><category>paperlucario</category><category>birthmas</category><category>cake</category><category>delcious</category><category>paper mario</category></item><item><title>A whole new way to goatse</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvytyaRTAh1qzi3sco1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A whole new way to goatse&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48672379938</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48672379938</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:19:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lost-gold:

let’s talk about how i wrote “swaggy” on tiny pieces of paper and gave it to people in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lost-gold.tumblr.com/post/48669647861/lets-talk-about-how-i-wrote-swaggy-on-tiny" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lost-gold&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;let’s talk about how i wrote “swaggy” on tiny pieces of paper and gave it to people in school&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That sounds rather &amp;#8220;faggy&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48670897370</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48670897370</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:56:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Beta starter kit: includes one fedora, one pair of way too retro...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/556b30399d929590f402960df081bf21/tumblr_mlikt4ZyBk1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beta starter kit: includes one fedora, one pair of way too retro sun glasses, the DVD box set of Boku No Pico, collector’s edition of Sonic ‘06, and Atheism for Dummies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48368406597</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48368406597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:02:49 -0400</pubDate><category>betafag beta loser fedora</category></item><item><title>This everything that is wrong with the world</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c21054c4fc8b0d7625a702c2d5e5ee8/tumblr_mlikgvfxZn1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This everything that is wrong with the world&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48367985522</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48367985522</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:55:36 -0400</pubDate><category>faggot</category><category>meme</category><category>douche</category><category>gay</category><category>stupid</category><category>rage</category></item><item><title>Am I the only mother fucker with a brain?
I hear voices but all they do is complain.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Am I the only mother fucker with a brain?&lt;br/&gt;
I hear voices but all they do is complain.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48337932751</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48337932751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:58:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alexanderchee:

vicishere:

 SAILOR SCOUTS - Hellen Jo

More...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25abc09c21ae56fb4c7e6270d51bab01/tumblr_ml018w7MHn1qznb0ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexanderchee.tumblr.com/post/48103618082/vicishere-sailor-scouts-hellen-jo-more" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;alexanderchee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theovershare.com/post/47549989533/sailor-scouts-hellen-jo"&gt;vicishere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; SAILOR SCOUTS - Hellen Jo&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;More Hellen Jo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;SAILOR GANG OR DIE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48113384045</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48113384045</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:52:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a poster for class officer elections.
Shrekchan would be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/341874869dc996d810d09480382af8e1/tumblr_mlc18mbZfA1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a poster for class officer elections.&lt;br/&gt;
Shrekchan would be proud.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48103263515</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/48103263515</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:14:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I put my bowtie on my cat
He accepted it.
Side note: I will not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46a4a305ef90a0183f51ba0c9950f79e/tumblr_ml83xq7n1T1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I put my bowtie on my cat&lt;br/&gt;
He accepted it.&lt;br/&gt;
Side note: I will not rest until bowtie cat is an internet sensation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47916992310</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47916992310</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:21:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>More Chinatown bootlegs

I’m just so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/209222064ac08e97bdf5b22908634ac2/tumblr_ml83f45Luf1so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;More Chinatown bootlegs&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m just so confused…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pokemon 3?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;NONE OF THOSE LITTLE SHITDICKS AT REAL POKEMON&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47916151837</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47916151837</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:10:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I went to Chinatown in NYC
I found this little number.
What the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfac4a7ec48df9213573214b674e5c43/tumblr_ml83439AI61so9vq2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I went to Chinatown in NYC&lt;br/&gt;
I found this little number.&lt;br/&gt;
What the fuck is Ben 10 doing?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47915657679</link><guid>http://jakerudy.tumblr.com/post/47915657679</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:04:01 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
